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A gathering of delinquents

Late Decembers come

Dressed in their red hats

Hands full of toys and rum.


No family at this gig

But a friendly face a must

Bought their Christmas cheer

Along with Nordic lust.


A feast of festive flesh

Santa’s full of treats

Mrs Claus on her knees

While Santa takes a seat.

A tangle of elves all naked

Small arms and legs laid bare

100 bottles of cinnamon gin

Tis the party of the year.


Elves ‘Work hard…Play hard’ is their motto

They can’t just rely on luck

But come the 26th December

All they do is…


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© A. Stone 2015

(Pictures sourced from the internet).